Sample of Week 1 - Contest Lyrics Submissions

Chorus
Help me I'm in debt
and I'm really so upset

They sent this card in the mail today
Saying I wouldn't have to pay

Now the bill collecters at my door
telling me I better make more ($)
 
Then I said "I'm outta cash"
then I made the 100 yard dash

(repeat chorus)
 

There are many things I hate
I can't think now I just ate
Some are bad, some are good
Some, I put them in my food
But one thing I have to say
This song doesn't make no sence
 

Debt...Oh oh I'm in Debt, oh boy you got my heart so deep, 
I think it's in Debt.
YEah I'm spending all of my time,
I'm spending all of my money 
OH Every dime!! Oh OH!
DEBT! oh oh! 
I'm in debt with you boy!
Oh boy you got my heart so deep that I can't sleep, 
I must be in Debt!With you! 
Boy I'm in love sooo deep it can't be nothin else 
And when I'm with you I don't need nothing else,
I'm in debt!  Oh OH ! IN debt!I must be indebted to you! 
Whoo-hoo!!! I just love bein' in debt...don't you?
 Oh boy! YEE-HAAAA! 
 

Tinkle, tinkle Pinto car
Losing gas, you won't go far
Four flat tires and no windows
Why are you the car I chose?
Tinkle, tinkle Pinto car
Buried in the blacktop tar.
 

Tinkle tinkle, in the car
No gas stations sighted this far
Someone please, Im gonna cry
and you all know the reason why
lose control,  try not to
but i drank a king size mountain dew
so tinkle tinkle in the car
you better pray it's too far
 

Wiggle wiggle little worm,
Put ya on a hook and watch you scwerm,
Then I'll cast you out to sea,
And pull back a little fish for me,
wiggle wiggle little worm, 
Thank-you for letting me watch you scwerm
 

hey/ 
i just wanna say/ 
that when it's time to pay/ 
i gotta run away/ 
hey/ 
what will ya do/ 
when bill the collector comes for you/ 
run? NO! hide? NO! you just gotta sit and get skinned on the hide/ 
by a man with a paper with a credit card number on it/ 
make you 'member 'bout the tapes you bought from hooked on phonics/ 
last july/ 
that's a poke in the eye/ 
two months due rent and you're tryin' to supply/ 
the money for your food on the table/ 
you cant eat now/ 
you ain't able/ 
i know one thing and it ain't about lady luck/ 
 

Speaking philosophically 
Are you who you thought you'd be 
In the mirror honestly 
Are you proud of what you see 
Or is your reality 
Somewhat less than it should be 
 

HEAVEN, HEAVEN HERE YOU ARE 
AFTERALL YOU WEREN'T THAT FAR 
MAY I SEE MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS 
ANGELS WOULD YOU SUMMON THEM 
HEAVEN, HEAVEN HERE YOU ARE 
FIRST WHERE IS THE FACE OF GOD 
I really shouldnt try to hold on 
the fact is even the brightest stars fade the rain is falling 
and the wind will blow 
becouse of the weather 
 

Jesus, Jesus, there you are 
with eyes shining as bright as the stars. 
When You look at me from above 
I feel Your strength, and warmth and love 
Jesus, Jesus, there You are 
with eyes shining as bright as the stars.