The Overly Expensive Hyped Up Trite Car
Chase Scene In Every Action Movie
(A Brief Synopsis)
The sky is blue
The sun is shining
I'll be on my way
With the right timing
I got the money
The crowd's on the floor
I swear I'll shoot if they move anymore
And just on time
The cops arrive
I jump in my car
Kick it into drive
But they don't know it's me they need
Except for the cop
Who for the last four years has been hunting me
Now we're racing through the city
Nothing can stop us
Oncoming traffic, pedestrians
I dodge them and a bus
I'm such a great driver
The envy of all my friends
But I'll get caught I know it
Right in the end
So now we're in
Dangerous land
With explosive items
No sign of man
No matter how many times he gets burned
He keeps up with my every turn
Of course I cause some gas to spill
(Now the audience gets their thrill)
And somehow through the heat and all
The cop drives through a fireball
At last we're on a major road
In between semis carrying wide loads
They jacknife and flip
But I drive right past
Now comes the part when I go real fast
And now we're on an unfinished path
I've gotta floor it, no turning back
And just to use special effects
I drive off of a bridge and don't even wreck
But of course the cop knows the streets
And he takes a shortcut
Now I'm beat
With my final effort
I drive through a store
And crash the car
My life is no more
But just as I'm about to be locked up
I smile 'cause I hear the director yell "CUT!!"
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