| Talk Show
Turned on the T.V. at a quarter till five
Tryin' to relax after my back home drive
Flippin' the channel, saw a face I know
Oh no, my baby's on a talk show
I saw my baby on a talk show
Found out some things that I don't wanna know
Mother's her uncle and an alien's her dad
She wrote the book on bein' bad
She's the first white supremist that was born black
Addicted to sex, booze, shopping, and crack
She's got 3 more boyfriends, 2 homes and a wife
Tattooed, pierced and carved with a surgical knife
I saw my baby on a talk show
Found out some things that I don't wanna know
Mother's her uncle and an alien's her dad
She wrote the book on bein' bad
Ran away from home when she was just a small boy
Told the whole world that I'm her love toy
Just when I thought it couldn't get more sinister
She wants to get married by a satanic minister
After our dates she works on the street
Barfs up everything after she eats
Injections of silicone and hip reductions
When she travels it's by alien abductions
Got earrings in places you don't wanna know
Been to places you don't wanna go
Had relationships that never ever ever should be
Now she obsessed and she's stalkin' me
I saw my baby on a talk show
Found out some things that I don't wanna know
Mother's her uncle and an alien's her dad
She wrote the book on bein' bad
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