December 98 Winning Rock Lyrics and Review

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These winning lyrics were written by:  Chris Price and Pet the Pig!
Talk Show 

Turned on the T.V. at a quarter till five 
Tryin' to relax after my back home drive 
Flippin' the channel, saw a face I know 
Oh no, my baby's on a talk show 

I saw my baby on a talk show 
Found out some things that I don't wanna know 
Mother's her uncle and an alien's her dad 
She wrote the book on bein' bad 

She's the first white supremist that was born black 
Addicted to sex, booze, shopping, and crack 
She's got 3 more boyfriends, 2 homes and a wife 
Tattooed, pierced and carved with a surgical knife 

I saw my baby on a talk show 
Found out some things that I don't wanna know 
Mother's her uncle and an alien's her dad 
She wrote the book on bein' bad 

Ran away from home when she was just a small boy 
Told the whole world that I'm her love toy 
Just when I thought it couldn't get more sinister 
She wants to get married by a satanic minister 

After our dates she works on the street 
Barfs up everything after she eats 
Injections of silicone and hip reductions 
When she travels it's by alien abductions 

Got earrings in places you don't wanna know 
Been to places you don't wanna go 
Had relationships that never ever ever should be 
Now she obsessed and she's stalkin' me 

I saw my baby on a talk show 
Found out some things that I don't wanna know 
Mother's her uncle and an alien's her dad 
She wrote the book on bein' bad 
 

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This review written by LyricsReview.com judge:  Forte'
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    14           Total Score
Lyrics: Talk Show 
Author: Chris Price / Pet the Pig! 

Judges Comments:

Too often songs are too serious. I'll be the first to admit the therapeutic value of writing, but sometimes we all need to have some fun! Chris/Grunt,  Ed/Oink, and Dave/Squeal have injected so much humor in "Talk Show" that we can't help but to enjoy it! The lyrics poke fun at the shows and guests, and are not too far off the mark! I look forward to more Pet the Pig! efforts, but until then, please take care of yourselves - and each other. ;-) 
 
 

Great song, Pet the Pig!,  please submit again! 
 
 

 

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